Dating Protocol worldwide

SCOTTISH  WOMEN:  

First Date:
You both get blinding  drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get  blinding drunk and have sex.
20th   Anniversary:
You both get blinding  drunk and have sex.

BLACK WOMEN:   

First Date:
You get to buy her a  real expensive dinner.
Second   Date:
You get to buy her and  her girlfriends a real expensive  dinner.
Third   Date:
You get to pay her  rent.
Tenth   Date:
She's pregnant by  someone other than you. 

  

INDIAN WOMEN:  

First date:  Meet her  parents.
Second  date:  Set the date of the  wedding.
Third date:  Wedding  night. 

JEWISH WOMEN:   

First Date: You spend all your money to  impress her.
Second   Date: You take a loan to keep the  image
Third Date:  You're broke, she finds  someone wealthier   

MEXICAN WOMEN:  

         
First Date:
You buy her an expensive  dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her  car.
Second   Date: She's  pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her  mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her  grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live  on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be  nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana  strip.

WHITE WOMEN: 

First date:
You get to kiss her  goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope  all over and make out a bit.
Third   date:
You get to have sex but  only when she wants to and only in the missionary  position.

      

ITALIAN  WOMEN:  

First Date:
You take her to a play  and an expensive restaurant.
Second   Date:
You meet her parents and  her Mom makes spaghetti &  meatballs.
Third   Date:
You have sex, she wants  to marry you & insists on a 3-carat  ring.
5th   Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids  together & hate the thought of having  sex.
6th   Anniversary:
You find yourself a  Mistress. 

CHINESE WOMEN:  

First date:
You get to buy her an  expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an  even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens  again.
Third date:
You don't even get to  the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to  happen.

                                         ARAB  WOMEN:   

First Date:  Mother, Father, Brothers,  Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds  out.
Second Date:  You are shot dead in the  street and your balls are fed to the goats.
No third  date: