Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Cell Phone Orgasm

The other cubicle
Traveling along the motor way and needing to use the toilet,
I stopped at a service area and headed to the toilet.




"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the toilet and I don't know what got into me,
But I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"


And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"


What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"
??

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"


Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I say

"No...I'm a little busy right now!!!"
 

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions



Cell phones, don't you just love 'em !


Friday, January 25, 2013

Pharma Orgasm

You have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads….
This one should get First prize...
Viagra Ad In Hospital

I e-mailed this to my Japanese doctor friend;
he e-mailed back:
"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.